HALLMARK CARD GREETING REJECTS: ** They say that an attractive human body is worth a million dollars. Looks like someone robbed your ugly self. ** When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise. ** The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won’t be with you, since I’m taking the kids and moving in with my sister.