TEXT - WELCOME TO THE CHATTER - ROCK 'N 70'S
TEXT- ROCK ON WITH THE CLASSIC LEGENDS OF THE 70'S
Just For Laughs
A boy stood alone on the baseball field, engrossed in tossing a ball in the air with one hand, firmly grasps his bat with both hands, and swings to try to hit the ball as it comes down. But each time, the ball plopped to the ground right in front of him. Undaunted, the little fellow would again pick up the ball and toss it in the air. Again he would take a mighty swing, and again the baseball would thud to the ground. A man who had been watching this sad exhibition had to speak up. “Not having much luck, are you, little man?” “What do you mean?” the boy asked. “Well, I’ve been watching you for 15 minutes, and you haven’t hit one ball.” “Shows how good I am!” the boy snapped back with a wide grin. “I’m a pitcher!”
On This Day in History
April 1 Events: 1826 - The internal combustion engine is patented by Samuel Morey. 1867 - Singapore becomes British crown colony. 1891 - The Wrigley Company is founded in Chicago, Illinois. 1954 - The United States Air Force Academy is established in Colorado. 1976 - Apple Computer Company is formed by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak.
COMBO-TACO - FOSSIL-PEGGY FLANAGAN -VFW
COMBO-TACO - FOSSIL-PEGGY FLANAGAN -VFW
Famous Birthdays
April 1 Famous Birthdays: 1578 - William Harvey (Scientist and doctor) 1850 - Otto von Bismark (German Empire founder) 1932 - Debbie Reynolds (Actress) 1938 - Ali McGraw (Actress) 1961 - Susan Boyle (Singer) 1981 - Hannah Spearitt (Singer) 1997 - Asa Butterfield (Child actor from Hugo)
Betcha Didn't Know This!
Hans Langseth had the longest beard at a record length of 17 1/2 feet long! When he died, his beard was given to the Smithsonian Institute.
COMBO-KAY FLANAGAN-CORSARO-AM LEG-AA
COMBO-KAY FLANAGAN-CORSARO-AM LEG-AA
On the Light Side
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
Kids Say the Darnest Things
A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store. After a few minutes the clerk became curious and asked, "Just what is it you're looking for, sonny? Birthday greeting? Message to a sick friend? Anniversary congratulations to your mom and dad?" The boy shook his head, "No." "Then what kind of card is it that you want?" asked the clerk. The boy answered, "Got anything in the line of blank report cards?"
Where Did This Come From?
BAKER’S DOZEN: A baker’s dozen means thirteen. This old saying is said to come from the days when bakers were severely punished for baking underweight loaves. Some added a loaf to a batch of a dozen to be above suspicion.
WEB COMBO - ROBERTSON BLVD - STAN BUSBY
WEB COMBO - ROBERTSON BLVD - STAN BUSBY
Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING - While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.'
Healthy Tips
KEEP BLINKING. Constantly blinking your eyes is a very simple way to keep your eyes fresh and avoid eyestrain. Computer users tend to blink their eyes very less, thus it is recommended that they should follow the exercise of blinking their eyes every three-four seconds.
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COMBO-BRAVO-PIANO-SAL - PAYMENTS
Here's a Cute One
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet... Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.
Stacked Funnies
** I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. ** I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.