Thursday, May 30, 2024
TEXT - WELCOME TO THE CHATTER - ROCK 'N 70'S
TEXT- ROCK ON WITH THE CLASSIC LEGENDS OF THE 70'S
Just For Laughs
A man spent thirty years in prison. Most of it was in solitary confinement, and he was going crazy alone in his cell, when he spied an ant crawling on the floor. He began to look forward to the ant's daily visit to his cell, and he would save bread crumbs to feed the ant. He began to talk to the ant and gave it a name. He was really surprised when the ant began to come to him when he called it by name. He thought he was going crazy when the ant began to talk back to him. He taught the ant to recite the Declaration of Independence. Later, when he was finally paroled, the convict took the ant with him, in a matchbox. He went to a bar, thinking, "This ant will make me rich!" He took the matchbox out of his pocket and released the ant on the bar. He said, "Bartender, do you see this ant on the bar?" The bartender, "I'm sorry about that", and squashed the ant with his thumb!
On This Day in History
MAY 29: Events: 1942 Bing Crosby records White Christmas Crosby's rendition of Irving Berlin's song became the most successful of his career and the best-selling Christmas single in history. 2005, 23-year-old Danica Patrick becomes the first female driver to take the lead in the storied Indianapolis 500.
Famous Birthdays
May 30 Famous Birthdays: 1908 - Mel Blanc (Voice Actor of Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny) 1918 - Bob Evans (Restaurant owner) 1943 - Gale Sayers (Football Player) 1962 - Manny Ramirez (Baseball Player) 1964 - Wynonna Judd (Singer) 1980 - Steven Gerrard (Soccer player)
COMBO - ROUND TABLE-HEART AND SOULRR
COMBO - ROUND TABLE-HEART AND SOULRR
On the Light Side
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me . And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you ,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the . The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the 00. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over .
Amazing Facts
Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food!
COMBO-PIANO-KAY F-DICICCOS
COMBO-PIANO-KAY F-DICICCOS
Kids Say the Darnest Things
Brittany (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?”
WEB COMBO - ROBERTSON BLVD - STAN BUSBY
WEB COMBO - ROBERTSON BLVD - STAN BUSBY
Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING - A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. Stay Alert! They walk among us... (they drive, too)... they reproduce... they vote and I'm sure that many of them hold elected office.
COMBO-BRAVO-PEGGY F-TACOS - PAYMENTS
Where Did This Come From?
GRAVEYARD SHIFT: All companies that work around the clock have a graveyard shift. It really has nothing to do with graveyards or burial places. Actually, any thick liquid was termed "gravy." So if you laughed till you cried you were called "gravy-eyed." And lack of sleep lead to bleary eyes, and sailors who had to stay up on deck all night were often "gravy-eyed" from weariness. When the term was said in pubs and other places on land, these people did not quite get it. Because superstitions were so rampant in those days, they assumed it had to do with graves, being dead tired, etc. So the seafaring phrase got reformed by the landlubbers to mean "graveyard shift."
Betcha Didn't Know This!
Marie Curie's notebooks are still radioactive
COMBO - FOSSIL DISCOVERY-NAPA BURRITO KING
COMBO - FOSSIL DISCOVERY-NAPA BURRITO KING
Here's a Cute One
SON: Daddy, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath his belly, catches hold of its tail and finishes on the horse's neck! FATHER: That's nothing. I did all that the first time I rode a horse!
Healthy Tips
Take Vitamin G. Improve your attitude with a dose of gratitude daily. Studies have shown that 90 percent of people say expressing gratitude made them happier people and more than 75 percent said it reduced stress and depression and gave them more energy. Start by making an effort to thank people more often. Then advance to counting your blessings at least once a day for 30 seconds. Need some suggestions? Be thankful for your health, your food, your family, and friends. Heck, thank your letter carrier even if all he brings is bills. He or she may be out of a job next month.