Tuesday, October 8, 2024
TEXT - WELCOME TO THE CHATTER - ROCK 'N 70'S
TEXT- ROCK ON WITH THE CLASSIC LEGENDS OF THE 70'S
Just For Laughs
The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. When she walked back to Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die." She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, "Don't sell that cow."
On This Day in History
October 8 Events: 1956 - Baseball pitcher Don Larsen pitches the first perfect game in World Series history. 1957 - The Dodgers announce they are going to move from Brooklyn, New York to Los Angeles, California. 2001 - The US Office of Homeland Security is established. 2004 - TV hostess Martha Stewart goes to jail for insider trading.
Famous Birthdays
OCTOBER 8 Famous Birthdays: 1895 - Juan Peron (President of Argentina) 1943 - R. L. Stine (Author - Goosebumps Series) 1949 - Sigourney Weaver (Actress) 1955 - Bill Elliott (NASCAR Driver) 1970 - Matt Damon (Actor) 1993 - Angus T. Jones (Actor Two and a Half Men)
COMBO - ROUND TABLE-HEART AND SOULRR
COMBO - ROUND TABLE-HEART AND SOULRR
On the Light Side
Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card. Three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are much better at estate planning than men.
Amazing Facts
Dolphins can eat up to 30 pounds of fish a day.
COMBO-PIANO-KAY F-DICICCOS
COMBO-PIANO-KAY F-DICICCOS
Kids Say the Darnest Things
During a Sermon…Dear Lord, “the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous face. “Without you, we are but dust…” He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, “Mom, what is butt dust?”
WEB COMBO - ROBERTSON BLVD - STAN BUSBY
WEB COMBO - ROBERTSON BLVD - STAN BUSBY
Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING - A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. Stay alert! They walk among us! And some carry guns!
COMBO-BRAVO-PEGGY F-TACOS - PAYMENTS
Where Did This Come From?
BUTTER SOMEONE UP: To impress someone with flattery Origin: This was a customary religious act in ancient India. The devout would throw butter balls at the statues of their gods to seek favor and forgiveness.
Betcha Didn't Know This!
Olympus Mons is a mountain on Mars, which is about fifteen miles high, three times higher than Mount Everest on earth, and at the top it is 45 miles across!
COMBO - FOSSIL DISCOVERY-NAPA BURRITO KING
COMBO - FOSSIL DISCOVERY-NAPA BURRITO KING
Here's a Cute One
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh?" “She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!"
Healthy Tips
TRACK YOUR FOOD INTAKE. Every Now and Then. The only way to know exactly what you are eating, is to weigh your foods and use a nutrition tracker like MyFitnessPaul or Cron-o-meter. This is important to know how many calories you are eating. It is also essential to make sure that you're getting in enough protein, fiber and micronutrients. Studies show that people who track their food intake in one way or another tend to be more successful at losing weight and sticking to a healthy diet. Basically, anything that increases your awareness of what you are eating is likely to help you succeed. Try to track everything you eat for a few days in a row, every few months. Then you’ll know exactly where to make adjustments in order to get closer to your goals.